We can all relate to the feeling of excitement when meeting someone new. Valentino was right because I never saw the guy again.That person who looks good on paper, maybe even calls you on the phone before your first date instead of texting; they sound like someone you want to meet and maybe this time around you won’t waste your time, energy, and calories. If the guy makes it to a few dates we will walk my dog together. If you’ve ever asked yourself any of the following questions please email me one of your craziest dating experiences that you’re willing to share. All names will remain anonymous to protect the guilty.3: Your date said or did something so ridiculously unbelievable that you excuse yourself during the date to text your bestie in the bathroom to try and plot an escape plan.I once told my date that my neighbor’s kitchen was flooding into my apartment below and the cats were drowning, so I had to get home ASAP.No, showing up at all hours of the night is NOT cute. At one point, after what I've been through, I started to assume all women were flat-out crazy. She said they met in college, and she kept trying to dump him but he wouldn’t go away. And he harshly responds, “Oh you want to hear me communicate? But then I started coaching women in my professional life, teaching them how to meet quality men, and you know what I realized? I heard some stories from women that literally blew my socks off. You’re breath al-ways smells like a baby’s diaper and you’re just not a funny person at all. and the reason you have a password lock on your phone is because of him.
And if you don’t like it, “woman up” and leave him.If you can relate to any of these questions I want to hear from you!Or if you just want to get a dating story off your chest to be featured on Odyssey please email me at [email protected] A little extreme, I know, but it could have been true, right?I’m looking for people to share their most funniest (bizarre, i-can't-make-this-shit-up, did that seriously just happen) dating and relationship experiences with me.